Tone & tighten your tummy

(Say so many spam emails, social-media ad feed, etc.)

To which I say, No thanks, I prefer to tone & tighten my internalized misogyny! (Actually I prefer to dissolve it entirely; I was just being humorous there.)

How about this too: Tone-police & frighten the heck out of your internalized misogyny! Oh, and by the way, misogyny hurts men too.